Tina Tina
never meant to be a cleaner
to her family she is the weaner
Aflac Crackhead for a brother
Mean old bitch for a mother
Dad who will never let her en-knee-where go
"Why the hell not!" she'd like to know...
Bored bored bored that is her complaint
Likes the boys but remains a saint
Dreams of one like sexy Rob Thomas
Has to settle for bible de-cipe-uhls with no promise
In the voice chatrooms does she glow
"Taco taco taco!" she likes to go
Mark and Vincent watch their bandwidth drop
Vincents downloads die horribly, she will not stop
"Matt will marry me" does she think
as her GPA continues to shrink
"Forget him" Ashley implores "live with me!"
"You are well liked by my fam-mil-lee!"
Wrong ass neighbor for a friend
Fran explodes with more next of kin
"Buy me a bag of Ri-toes!" that's all she wants
"and don't forget a Sprite, for my pop!"